21 May 2009

I'm Glad I'm not a Lesbian

Not that I have anything against those that are. It's just, I was reminded tonight of why I'm glad I'm not dating girls. I like being friends with girls, but I'd never want more than that.

I'm just going to come out and say it: Girls = drama. Holy cow. Most of the "girls" I have as friends are very low drama, but every once in awhile a high drama girl sneaks in unseen....until the drama strikes. And then, it's too late. You're invested in the relationship. You can't get out, even if you want to.

I have a friend, I've known for years!! But she is high drama all the time now. She wasn't at first, or I just didn't notice it. But I don't call her, or text her often anymore. Because? It's all about boys when I call her. He didn't do this, or she's not getting asked out. Blah!! I don't mind doing the requisite boy discussion, but not as the only thing we communicate about! I'm in school. I know you don't care about that because you didn't choose college, but my paper getting accepted at a conference is a pretty big deal. I don't appreciate that you brush it aside because YOU want to talk about the boy drama in your life. That? Is why I don't call you often.

I'm sure I create my own fair share of drama, I know it happens. We're girls, it follows us. But I don't need other girls always being in drama mode.

I'm glad I'm a girl and get to spend my life with a guy. And to all the boys out there, I'm sorry.

5 comments:

Sara said...

LOL.

Someday Noel, would you please write another post entitled "Reasons why I wish I could fall in love with a girl"?

Because I think the flip side of the story would be just as funny. Reasons why a girl would be easier to live with than a guy.

(All in good fun of course...)

NAlton said...

Oh, that list is just as long. :) So I guess no perfect solution? Maybe that's what I'll do next: an open poll of reasons why living with each is horrible/awesome. And compile them?

Redoubt said...

Yeah, I hate girls . . .

alea said...

You know, removing girls from the romantic equation doesn't always make things any less...frustrating. Though, I guess maybe you could claim, probably pretty convincingly, that gay men are more girls than boys...

Joe said...

Yeah not a fan of girls either.