23 May 2010

I Like Them Whiter than Sour Cream

TheRoommate and I were rocking out to Weird Al's White & Nerdy the other day. See, we have a type...we both like the white and nerdy types. But...as we were singing the song, we realized that it's because we're white and nerdy. (Well, I'm slightly olive and nerdy...but....yeah.) For those that know us, the fact that we fit the song isn't surprising. It's also probably not surprising that we go for the white and nerdy types. So, without further ado (or adieu...for those that get the joke...) here is a list of things that we realized we actually look for in a guy, a la Weird Al....

  1. "Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea" (tea is sexy, not going to lie...but just like the more refined palette this implies)
  2. "My rims never spin, to the contrary, you'll find they're quite stationary" (no pimped out cars, please)
  3. "Steven Hawkings in my library" (This one may not be as true as others, but he'd have a love for non-fiction....or he's out)
  4. "Yo, I know Pi to a thousand places" (read: smart)
  5. "Ain't got no grills" (see #2)
  6. "...my fingers movin' so fast I"ll set the place ablaze" (dirty. ;) actually, reference to MineSweeper)
  7. "There's no killer app I haven't run" (tech geeks...LOVE!)
  8. "Do vector calculus just for fun" (I may or may not do this for fun....)
  9. "Happy Days is my favorite theme song" (LOVE this show...Fonz, he still got it.)
  10. "I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong" (yeah, nerdy games are best...)
  11. "I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on" (fore play?)
  12. "My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored" (tech geek...see?)
  13. "I memorized Holy Grail really well" (I may or may not be able to quote this....)
  14. "Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap" (it's sorta addicting....)
  15. "...nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream" (yeah, i don't get this attraction, but it's there)
  16. "the only question I ever thought was hard was Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard" (Picard. Hands down. Kirk is too much of a play boy, Picard....*sigh*.....*blushes* oops....)

And for those that were counting I know for a fact Murdock is about half of these, I'm hoping to learn more soon. Now, there's nothing to report. Still keeping this one on the down low.

Yep, White n' Nerdy!