W: Hi No-No!
M: Hi Wesley! I love you!
W: I love you, too, No-No! What you doing?
W: Where you going?
M: I just got done with work; I'm driving to my house now.
W: You should come here and we can make pancakes together.
M: I wish I could! But I can't.
W: Why not?
M: I live in Utah; you live in Idaho.
...conversation continues a bit on various topics I don't know what he was talking about...but Wesley said they were going to Wal-Mart to get taco supplies...
W: You should come make tacos with us!
M: Wesley, it would take me 5 hours to get there! You'd be in bed by the time I got there!
W: Oh...hang on a second...we need to figure out how to get you here faster!
HAHAHAHAHA. That kid cracks me up.